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Joke of the Day

"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"

"What if god made periods to remind us to have anal sex at least once a month?"

"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"

"People have came up with a digital wallet... But last time I checked I didn't get charged for using a credit card"

"Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable."

"This company is like a ship with a hole in the bottom, leaking water. And my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction."

"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."

"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."

"I know a guy who has one eye bigger than the other His hame is Iain"