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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow? Total Eclipse of a Fart"

"Male porn stars are some of the hardest workers."

"What do Nihilist's believe in..."

"What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started? Looking for Jobs."

"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"

"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"

"Remember, Kids... If you can't say anything nice, well, it's probably hilarious and worth getting into trouble over anyway."

"thought being on acid at ikea would be scary but it was fine and i told people who walked the wrong way ""there are arrows here to guide you"""