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Joke of the Day
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
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"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?""   ^[OC]"
"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."
"Me: Let's go to Chipotle Justin: Hold on. My leg is asleep Me: *whispering* Oh, sorry. Let's go to Chipotle"
"I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it. 20/20, would do again."
"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."
"Twitter is what happens when you take the red pill and the blue pill."
"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."
"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."