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Joke of the Day
"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."
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"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"Your mom is so fat She's the trunk of the family tree"
"Once you go black, you never go back... unless you're the White House."
"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"
"Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space? Because he was scared of vacuums!"
"Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out."
"Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted"
"When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say ""Excuse my French"" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand"