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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."
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"Racism is a subjective matter there are no black and white solutions"
"When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess."
"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""
"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"Why ed has no girlfriend? Cz sheeran"
"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"
"Donuts are made from flour. Flour is made from wheat. Wheat is a plant. Plants are vegetables. Donuts are a vegetable."