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Joke of the Day

"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?"" &nbsp; ^[OC]"

"Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy."

"Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it."

"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"

"A Las Vegas joke Criss Angel"

"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."

"I know you shouldn't text and drive but I've only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive."

"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"