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Joke of the Day

"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?"" &nbsp; ^[OC]"

"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."

"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"

"i have a moving image of jesus on my pc monitor. i guess you could say it's my screen saviour."

"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"

"""Drop it like it's hot,"" is my favorite song about dropping stuff that's hot."

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"Say the punchline first How do you ruin a joke?"

"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"

"What do you call a sexy Muslim A ji-hottie!"