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Joke of the Day
"I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark."
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"Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. ""No,"" He says looking out the window at the skyline. ""That's not the Mary Jane I need."""
"What do you call 2 people with identical penises? Doppelwangers"
"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"
"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."
"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."
"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"
"What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK."
"What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop"
"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"