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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans always have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray..."

"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."

"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"

"I went to the doctor's and he asked me for a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample... So I handed him my underwear."

"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."

"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."

"I always disliked my hair but its growing on me."

"The ladder A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, ""You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs."" The man chose the latter. He died."

"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian? He has a sign on his door: ""Either way, you get your dog back."""

"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."