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Joke of the Day
"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."
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"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"
"'I like mouse but I couldn't eat a whole one' - Our sodding cat"
"2 P R D R D R 2 R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 A girl trying to park a car"
"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"
"What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*"
"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"
"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"
"On the bright side, I'm relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists."