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Joke of the Day

"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."

"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"

"X used to mark the spot but.. fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to you"

"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"

"I want a woman who can cook, clean, do the laundry, pay the bills & still set aside the time to have sex with me while her husbands at work"

"What happened to the Italian chef when he died? He *pasta way*."

"The only standards I have in life are about the quality of alcohol I consume, and even that gets sketchy after about 5 drinks."

"People used to think George Washington was antisocial. But he just wasn't a party person."

"What did the jew post to the nazi subreddit? r/roastme"

"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"