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Joke of the Day
"Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets"
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"I'm opening a new Dental & Spa treatment center ""We'll fight our competitors tooth and nail for the best prices"""
"The price of Trumps' wall became much cheaper after the election... ...50 million people shit a brick!"
"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."
"What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4."
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."
"Two skeptics walk into a bar.. I'd tell you what happens next but noone knows"
"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"
"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."
"Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much"