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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."

"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"

"What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics."

"You all like dinosaurs...right? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ***A thesaurus***"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!"

"What's the hardest part about winning crossfit? Being 5 foot 6"

"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."

"Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room? He had his reservations."

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."

"""you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!"" ""it's just not working out"" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*"