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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe."

"With all this uranium on Reddit, we should remember not to swallow any. You'll get atomic ache"

"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"

"A joke one of my friends told me. ""Hey_____ do you know how I like my men""? ""umm no"". ""Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night""."

"Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife."

"Bees Did you guys hear about the new, milk-making bees they found in Africa? They're called boo bees."

"What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !"

"The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too."