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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4."

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that."

"Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN."

"Why were the people in twin towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane"

"'original' is my second name . . . 'un' is my first"

"Knock, knock..........Goliath Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down -- you looketh tired"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"

"I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that."