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Joke of the Day
"What does Getting Stoned and GETTING Stoned have in common? both fuck you up..."
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"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."
"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."
"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."
"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"
"I hope farmers are as disappointed as I am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market."
"""Turning on the dishwasher..."" Is what I call foreplay with my wife."
"The UK's economy. That's the joke."
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."