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Joke of the Day
"Two skeptics walk into a bar.. I'd tell you what happens next but noone knows"
Next Joke
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."
"One time I bought these shoes from a drug dealer, and I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.."
"I just bought a car flag for independence day, for only two dollars.. Now i just need to buy a car, and i am all set."
"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."
"Favorite Old People Jokes"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a Columbian mule."
"I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible."