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Joke of the Day

"The price of Trumps' wall became much cheaper after the election... ...50 million people shit a brick!"

"Me: *grabs a donut from conference room* Incredible powerpoint, Greg ""Excuse me ma'am, do you work here?"" Me: *grabs another donut & runs*"

"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."

"Sometimes in the mornings I have dirty thoughts about a dead girlfriend Mourning wood"

"I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer."

"What band does a wannabe join? Rock Band for the XBOX 360"

"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"

"(Macbeth and lady Macbeth) ""I killed King Duncan"" Macbeth wtf!! ""You told me to!!"" I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage"

"So I went to a wedding And everyone was very emotional. Even the wedding cake was in tiers."

"""So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..."" - MLK's less important dream"