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Joke of the Day
"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"
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"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."
"What is long brown and sticky? A poo"
"A pirate walks into a bar ... ... and the bird on his shoulder is saying ""Pieces of Nine. Pieces of Nine"". It was a parroty error."
"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."
"Why does the Catholic Church protect paedophiles? Because the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam."
"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."
"What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D."
"The only time I want the carpet to match the drapes is when I'm dating a bald headed girl."
"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."