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Joke of the Day
"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."
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"[turns to guy at next urinal] ""When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"""
"Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere."
"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""
"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."
"What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran."
"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"
"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."
"I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer but no one will do it."