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Joke of the Day
"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""
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"I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins, a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches."
"Pamela Anderson turns 43 today but her tits are barely old enough to buy a drink in this city."
"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"
"My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said ""Dad I'm gay"" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, ""why not Gay+"""
"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."
"A Spanish magician.. A Spanish magician says to a crowd ""on the count of three, I will vanish into thin air"" he then starts counting ""uno, dos..."" And all of a sudden he vanishes, without a tres."
"What's 12 inches long, stiff, red and purple, and makes women scream? Crib death"
"Plot Twist Nigerian Prince won the Powerball jackpot and he's emailing everyone now."
"Crucifixion art is so depressing. Every time I look at Jesus, I can't help thinking...I'll never have abs like that."