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Joke of the Day

"Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere."

"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"

"I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before."

"Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"[god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time"

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a female track team? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."

"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters."

"What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden? Seizure salad."

"How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth"