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Joke of the Day
"I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer but no one will do it."
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"What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket."
"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."
"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."
"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"
"Making my voice mail message say ""Just hang up and text me."""
"Where do you hide after a murder? Behind a badge."
"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."
"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"
"A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers... and so was born the criminal nature of politicians."