191756
Joke of the Day
"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."
Next Joke
"Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a blackout this weekend."
"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."
"What do I think about during sex? My wife waiting for me to get home."
"Q: What do teddy bears like to have in their houses? A: Fur-niture."
"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"
"Sometimes I wonder if I need to spell it out to people.. But then I realised I typed it, so I already did spell it out."
"That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with ""that awkward moment"" & I slap their face with my dong."
"If I had to lose any bodypart I'd lose my spine. It's really holding me back."
"What do you call a migrant in space? illegal alien"