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Joke of the Day
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."
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"I look in a mirror and wonder what became of the eager, wide-eyed boy with the world in front of him, then figure by the size of me I ate him."
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"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"