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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran."
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"I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."
"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""
"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."
"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"
"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."
"If getting proper sleep the night before was a necessity for writing an exam, then I'd fail every single time."
"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""