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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."
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"A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument."
"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"
"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
"I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too."
"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
"Damn girl are you a planet? Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night."
"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"
"There are two types of people in this world... those who like closure"