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Joke of the Day

"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"

"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."

"What's a jew doing on a swing? Fucking with the german snipers"

"Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is"

"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli."

"I'll never forget what that Pyscho said before he kicked the bucket. ""BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET."""

"I use my notebook the same way I use my girlfriend. Just flip'em over every period."

"If girls didn't exist... ... then life would be a real pain in the ass."

"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"

"The seven dwarfs were in the hot tub feeling happy... ...so Happy left."