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Joke of the Day

"A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument."

"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."

"Boy: Hey girl, you are ABCDEFGHIJK Girl: What?! Boy: Amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot Girl: Awww, what about the IJK?? Boy: IM JUST KIDDING!!!!"

"what did the Fonz say after his first yoga class? namasteeeyyyy!"

"I can guess what state you are from with a single question! What state are you from?"

"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."

"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"

"My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one."

"When I found out Carl was a beekeeper I stopped loaning him bees."

"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""