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Joke of the Day

"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."

"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"

"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""

"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."

"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."

"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"

"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"

"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."

"I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM BECAUSE MY WIFE IS DRIVING WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON AGAIN!!"