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Joke of the Day
"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."
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"If I had a penny.. for every time a girl asked me out I'd have 5 cents. She said if I came back a sixth time, she'd call the cops."
"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"95% of parenting is using your sock as a mop."
"I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind."
"When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve."
"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"
"What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"