15316
Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
Next Joke
"A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes..."
"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."
"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."
"Guess who I bumped into at the opticians? Everybody"
"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."
"TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his ""PaDre"""
"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."