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Joke of the Day

"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."

"popsicle stick joke. Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"What's the hardest part about watching a video of somebody being beheaded? My dick."

"Where do bacteria go when they die? St. Petri Dish."

"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."

"What do you call a Hebrew that lives in the Alpines? A Mountain Jew."

"I think the best thing about being a cyclops is no one would notice if you had a lazy eye."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"What is the longest word in the feminist dictionary? Antidickstablishmentarianism."

"Who knew George Michael's ""Last Christmas""... was about the coroner?"