230434
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shooting at the blind school? They never saw it coming."
Next Joke
"Who the patron saint of surveillance? St Francis of a CCTV."
"I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings. Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though?"
"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"
"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."
"Why don't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east? There are never enough camels to go around."
"What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A? ""You da bomb"" ""No, you da bomb!"""
"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."
"Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy"
"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions they should kill a lion."