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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shooting at the blind school? They never saw it coming."
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"What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus? I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm."
"So, It's not ok to write ""always best to have a spare incase you break the first one"" on facebook, when someone announces a second pregnancy"
"They should make it slightly less easy to ruin everything."
"My dogs wouldn't pee this morning They didn't do squat"
"Why was the Redditor's picture crooked? Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head."
"8yo Me: *sneaks candy* 14yo Me: *sneaks cigarettes* 18yo Me: *sneaks alcohol* 43yo Me: *sneaks candy* Being an adult is stupid."
"Some say Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide... ...but it went wide left. Being a Vikings fan is painful"
"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."
"I'm not a recluse, I'm just playing hard to get with society."