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Joke of the Day

"Some say Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide... ...but it went wide left. Being a Vikings fan is painful"

"Why did Bob get 'Emo' Grass for his lawn? Because it cuts itself."

"If 9/11 happened in Vegas, no one would have ever known due to that silly motto."

"My girlfriend's father got mad that I proposed to her without asking him first but there's just no way I would ever marry that guy."

"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."

"Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak"

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"

"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."

"Go on vacation in Poland... ...your car is already there!"

"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."