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Joke of the Day

"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."

"difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken."

"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"

"School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes"

"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."

"Have you heard that story about that man who gets surprised a lot? It was a tale of WOAH!"

"Why married guys are fat A single guy opens the fridge, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to bed. A married guy goes in the bedroom, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to the fridge."

"What do you call a cannibal who eats a lot of cereal eaters a cereal eater..."

"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."

"Sat down to donate blood the other day Nurse: Just a little prick. Me: How'd you know?"