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Joke of the Day
"My dogs wouldn't pee this morning They didn't do squat"
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"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."
"The only difference between a psychiatrist and a drug dealer is that the drug dealer doesn't make you wait an hour."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."
"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."
"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"
"Smokers are humans too Just not for so long"
"Had a trip to the Docs I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"me: goodnight moon moon: i have a boyfriend"