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Joke of the Day

"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""

"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"

"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."

"I'm really sick of the ""ebola cereal"" joke... I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'll find in Africa."

"What's the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"

"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."

"Describe your sex life in two words. ""My what?"""

"I hate when I think there's an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle."

"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."