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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"

"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."

"What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common? They're both extra virgin."

"[playing limbo at Gary's house] GARY: how low can you go? *i sleep with Gary's wife* GARY: wow, that is pretty low"

"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."

"My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht Had to tell him to stop showboating."

"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."

"[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me! Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]"

"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."