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Joke of the Day
"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."
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"This day needs cyanide."
"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"
"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
"If you're clever, what do you call a german waffle house? Luftwaffle!"
"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
"What do Reddit and Pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes..."
"Me: you like that? *takes out trash* Wife: ooooh Me *starts vacuuming the living room* Wife: oh my god, don't stop"
"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"
"Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn't come out yet."