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Joke of the Day

"My walk of shame is every time I leave a girl's house after watching ""How I Met Your Mother"" with her."

"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."

"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final"

"the children's version of ""The Catcher In The Rye"" is called ""My Little Phony"""

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"People really hate my cheesy puns... but I'm quite fondue of them."

"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"I wanted to ride my bike, But it was two tired."

"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."