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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."
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"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
"My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. I told him he's probably quite unliterate."
"What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman."
"[chicken buying a car] Salesman: Hop on in! You're gonna love these bucket seats. Chicken: OH GOD"
"[apocalypse] Day 5: sickness is spreading rapidly Day 34: the streets are filled w death. There's no joy left in the world Day 69: LOL 69"
"I hate insects puns, they really bug me."
"Isis Isis Babe."
"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."
"What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom eating his way out."