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Joke of the Day

"I'm really sick of the ""ebola cereal"" joke... I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'll find in Africa."

"Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind"

"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny"

"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."

"Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention."

"A friend of mine sold an old rifle he inherited from his German grandfather. The ad says: ""French-made rifle. From WW2. Never used. Only dropped once."""

"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."

"What's brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes"