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Joke of the Day

"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"

"Me: *gets in pool* Come on in. 4-year-old: No, there might be sharks. Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: *gets out of pool*"

"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"

"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."

"Who is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach"

"There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard, which one is from the Army? A: The one on the tank"

"I saw a guy with a belt made out of wrist watches. Thought it was a pretty cool waist of time."

"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"

"What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile"