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Joke of the Day

"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."

"Three old women are sitting on a porch. The first one says ""Oy."" The second one says ""Oy vey."" The third one says ""I thought we weren't going to talk about the children."""

"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"

"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"

"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."

"[heaven's IT department] Ok, I see why your computer's crashing. Have you been closing doors again? God: Yes, why? Too many open windows"

"*licks ice cream cone Cone: I have a boyfriend."

"I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store."

"Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler walks into a bar He orders a beer"

"S&M A masochist asks a sadist to hurt him, so the sadist doesn't."