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Joke of the Day
"Describe your sex life in two words. ""My what?"""
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"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"
"Never fall in love with a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""
"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."
"The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense."
"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"
"Apparently just because your dad had a bunch of DUI's, the cops won't accept ""tradition"" as an excuse as to why you're driving drunk."