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Joke of the Day

"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."

"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"

"But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles to get away from you. I want a divorce."

"Eating spicy food is like... Having your whole body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines get cleaned out."

"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."

"A man gets pulled over for speeding. The cop comes to the driver's window, takes a few sniffs and says ""Sir, have you been drinking?"" The driver says ""I SWEAR TO DRUNK, I'M NOT GOD!"""

"Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo? No strings attached"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."