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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees."
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"Why did the kiddie pool have no friends? Because it was too shallow."
"Why does Sirius Black get all the girls? Because he's a real dawg."
"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."
"My friend told me he wanted to plant an orchard. I told him to grow a pear."
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"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"
"Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door? Me: Do you wanna watch? Nurse: *closes door*"
"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."
"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"