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Joke of the Day

"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."

"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."

"I put off things I don't want to do until tomorrow because a small part of me is like ""Well maybe I'll be dead by then"""

"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"

"[Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day? Riding Solo"

"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."

"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""

"What did the accountant do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."