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Joke of the Day

"But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles to get away from you. I want a divorce."

"If porno was realistic, there would be kids knocking on the door yelling that spongebob was on a commercial break."

"Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile That's a big word for a 12 year old"

"You Can't spell ADVERTISEMENTS without semen between the tits!"

"Why can't black people be virgins? Because they're born fucked."

"Where can you find the strongest tea? Cliffsides (because it's so steep)."

"No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."