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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."
Next Joke
"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"what after c? deez nut!"
"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"
"What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common? They're still talking about what happened in 1982."
"If we allowed all banned substances - just think about how exciting sports would be"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a computer? I give a shit when my computer crashes"
"Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work."
"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."
"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"