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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."
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"Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? Migraine relief. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Yell again & they'll never find your body."
"Girlfriend: ""Does this dress make me look fat?"" Me: ""Stop blaming the dresses."
"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."
"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."
"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."
"How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it."
"I asked the Riddler if I could be the host of his next party. He said, ""Be my guest."""
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"