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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"

"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""

"Cows What do you call a cow on no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs? Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs? Your mom."

"While I was watching the prison wall, a little midget starting climbing over it and smirked at me And I thought to myself, ""That's a little condescending""."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants The bartender asks whats up with the wheel on his pants. The pirate responds with ""Yarr, it's driving me nuts."""

"I think my life is a Saturday Night Live sketch. It began with promise, but now it's going nowhere and the last half sucks."

"What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race..."

"Gotye used to be popular. Now he's just somebody that we used to know."

"Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they."

"He: is this love or what? She: What."