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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they."
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"Let us not forget what today is The day will smith saved us from Aliens"
"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac? One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue."
"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""
"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"
"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."
"A double entendre walks into a bar..."
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
"With my 4 year old granddaughter: What's a cat's favorite pasta? Mousearoni"
"In bed, women commonly mistake me for Usain Bolt because I always come first."